ms. elanious

QotD: Life is Short

If you had to write your autobiography in 6 words, what would you write?
Submitted by mitzie.

"WOW!  What a fucking amazing ride!!"

Today and I are definitely NOT getting along.

And for the record, I blame today, not me.  Actually, I should blame Vox.  [kick] [kick] [kick]

Today and I are definitely NOT getting along.

And for the record, I blame today, not me.  Actually, I should blame Vox.  [kick] [kick] [kick]

Why I love driving a hybrid today

Because it is so silent in the parking lot at the grocery store, that I can scare the shit out of people who aren't paying attention by simply appearing beside them as they walk to their own gas-guzzling SUV, which is illegally parked (with flashers) in the handicap zone.

Why I love driving a hybrid today

Because it is so silent in the parking lot at the grocery store, that I can scare the shit out of people who aren't paying attention by simply appearing beside them as they walk to their own gas-guzzling SUV, which is illegally parked (with flashers) in the handicap zone.

QotD: "Nothing Sharpens Sight Like Envy"

What quality in your best friend are you most envious of and why?

What, now envy is a virtue??  You are beyond tolerating some days, Vox, I swear.

QotD: "Nothing Sharpens Sight Like Envy"

What quality in your best friend are you most envious of and why?

What, now envy is a virtue??  You are beyond tolerating some days, Vox, I swear.

QotD: Ring, Ring.

How often do you call your parents?

Oh Vox, you don't know my parents, and you don't even HAVE parents yourself, so what the hell do you care? 

QotD: Ring, Ring.

How often do you call your parents?

Oh Vox, you don't know my parents, and you don't even HAVE parents yourself, so what the hell do you care? 

QotD: Tears of Joy

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Submitted by Maraschino.

Jayzus Vox... when was the last time your head was NOT in your ass?